Regular winner of the Tour de France, Alberto Contador (a name more suited to Bull Fighting), appears to be fighting a drugs charge by suggesting that it is the fault of a steak which he ate. Now accusing a bovine beast of drug abuse is going a little over the top. One anticipates that such practices could have crept into the habits of Spanish fighting bulls; being aware of their comparatively short lives, they have turned to snorting coke and injecting heroine, hoping not to be found out, with a view to their early demise.
Of course the author could be on a perpetual high, being a regular beef eating carnivore.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SPORT?
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