WAS IT PRESIDENT HOLLANDE,OR AUTO CAT?

First of all, let the author explain that we have a change of plan, we are writing here about heterosexuality, something that generally has been overlooked in recent times by politicians, due to the mad charge for what seems to be the option.

Some decades ago, watching cartoons on the TV with my young children, and not denying my enjoyment, so many of the characters have now been replaced by current politicians. They are invariably socialist nonentities, it's better than working for a living; we are overloaded with them in Britain, but France has the star of the show, President Hollande.

He, Hollande, is up to the eyeballs in economic woe, but has been finding time for, what we in the UK call, 'a little bit on the side'. This, naturally, has upset 'her indoors', his previous 'LBOTS'. One brave French magazine stuck its neck over the barricades, and photographed the inept President leaving the scene. He had been transported to these trysts on the back of a moped, presumably by a security guard. He did, nevertheless, resemble the cartoon character, Auto Cat.

Let us rewind 18 months, when this lame left winger came to power. Hollande was elevated from the subs bench, which occurred when former front runner Dominique Strauss-Khan was caught with his trousers down, and subsequently found to have considerable form in this area. One would think that all this regular sexuality has some pluses, but France beat the UK into passing a law on same sex marriage.

ANYTHING RATHER THAN PROPER POLITICS.